IT’S AN ANTI-PAPAL MOTU PROPRIO!
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Catholics are talking ‘bout the latest news from Rome
Some are cheering madly, as the words come hitting home,
But if you think it’s fine,
You ignore the bottom line:
It’s an anti-papal motu proprio! 

Benedict is actually a very clever Rat
Tricking all traditionalists who don’t know where it’s at.
Is he really pope?
We must answer, "Nope!".
It’s an anti-papal motu proprio! 

Many U.S. bishops in the role of bugaboo
Say the Novus Ordo is the only thing to do
When they’re being mod
They think they’re next to God
It’s an antipapal motu proprio! 

Michael Matt’s ecstatic; so will he do a deal
With the thugs who give out hugs at their unholy meal?
Can he co-exist
Without being dissed?
It’s an anti-papal motu proprio! 

Robert Moynihan is in his role of go-between
For a guy who’s in disguise from here to Halloween.
What a silly farce,
Falling on his ar_
It’s an antipapal motu proprio!

This song copyright © July 31, 2007, by Kenneth G. Gordon.